Speak No Evil!

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There was once a man who couldn’t speak. Everyday, he prayed for God to give him a voice. One day God decided to answer the man’s prayers, so He sprayed Holy Water on the man, miraculously giving him the ability to speak.

The man’s first words were: “Who the fuck sprayed water on me!”