Special License

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There was a blonde driving down the center of the road going 100 mph. A police officer pulled her over. When she had finally stopped, the officer said, “License and Registration, please.”

“It’s okay, Officer, I have a special license that allows me to drive this way,” she said, smiling.

“That’s impossible!” the officer replied. “I’ve never heard of such a license.”

The blonde reached into her purse and handed him her license. Astonished, the office said, “Just as I suspected. This is an ordinary license. I see nothing here that would allow you special consideration.

She pointed to the bottom of the license, “See? It says so right here: ‘Tear Along the Dotted Line’.”

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