speeding nuns
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Loading ...There were four nuns in a car one day and the highway patrolman pulled them over. The highway patrolman went up to the nun that was driving and asked if she had any idea how fast she was going.
The nun replied, “I always go one under the speed limit so I was going 28 mph.”
The state patrolman replied, “Sister you’re on 29 and the speed limit is 55.”
The patrolman looked back and saw one of the nuns just shaking and shaking. He asked, “What is wrong with her? Is she afraid because I pulled her over?”
The nun driving replied, “No, we just got off 198.”