Speedy Couple

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A couple were coming back from a dinner party one night.
The wife said,”I want you to know that I had an affair with someone, and now I’m leaving you.”

The husband said nothing but just increased the speed of his car from 60mph to 70mph.

The wife added, “I want the cars and the kids.”

The husband still remained silent and increased the speed to 80mph.

The wife still added, “I want the house and the money too, oh and is there anything you want?”

“No I already have all that I need,” said the husband.
“And what is that?” questioned the wife.

And just before hitting a wall at 90mph, the husband said, “I have the air-bag!”

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