(3 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
Loading ...A teacher is giving a spelling bee. She asks little John to spell the word, “Before.”
“Um…Before: b-e-e-f-o-r,” he replies, erroneously. The teacher then calls on Suzy.
“Before: b-e-p-h-o-r.” Again, she too is wrong, and the teacher calls on little Leroy.
“Before: b-e-f-o-r-e,” gloats the little boy.
Very good, Leroy! Now can you use the word in a sentence?”
“Yeah. Before: Two and two be fore.”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...one sunny afternoon,a teacher was trying to prepare her class for a sentence test.so the teacher called on sally-sue and told her to use stupid in a sentence.so sally-sue said billy-bob is very stupid.next was billy-bob.the teacher told him to use dictate in a sentence.so this is what he said…sally-sue say my dictate good!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...On the first day of school the teacher announces, “To get to know the class better, I’d like each child to tell us their name, what their father does for a living, spell it, and if he were here what would he give the class?”
The first boy says, “Hi, my name is Johhny. My daddy is a baker, B-A-K-E-R and if my father was here he would give the class a muffin.”
Next girl says, “Hi, my name is Ally and my daddy is an electrician, L-E-K, no ahh A-L-E-K.”
The teacher interrupts and says, “We’ll come back to you later.”
The next boy jumps up, “Hi, my name is Luigi and my father is a Bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E, and if my dad were here he would give 10 to 1 odds that bitch can’t spell electrician!”
