Spelling is Contagious
Mrs. Dahlia asks her class if anyone can use the word “contagious” in a sentence.
James stands up and says, “If you get Shigella it can be contagious.”
The teacher applauds him on a job well done.
Then she asks, “Anyone else?”
Billy, being ever so innocent, stands up, “I asked my dad the other day how long it would take for the neighbor to plant the rosebed she was working on and he told me it would take the contagious.”
Think about it…