Sperm Bank & empty jar

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A man walks into a sperm bank and says, “I’d like to make a donation. So the lady at the front desk hands him a jar and says, “Here , fill it up and bring it back in a week.” The man says “OK, see you then,” and leaves.

When he comes back in a week he hands the woman the empty jar and says, “I tried it with left hand, I tried it with my right hand, my wife tried it with her left hand, my wife tried it with her right hand, my mother-in-law tried it with her left hand, my mother-in-law tried it with her right hand….

She even took out her dentures and tried it with her gums……….. BUT WE JUST COULDN’T GET THAT DAMN LID OFF THE JAR!!!”

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