Spontaneous Baptism
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Loading ...Three little boys were concerned because they couldn’t get anyone to play with them. They thought it was because they weren’t baptized.
So they went to the nearest church. Only the custodian was there. One kid said, “We’ve got to be baptized ’cause no one will play with us. Will you baptize us?”
So the custodian took them in the bathroom and dunked them in the toilet bowl, one at a time. He said, “Now, go out and play.”
When they got outside dripping wet, the oldest one asked, “What religion are we? We’re not Catholic ’cause they pour the water on you, and we’re not Baptist ’cause they dunk your whole body.”
The youngest one said, “I smelled that water, and I know what we are. We’re Pisscopalians.”