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Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all going for a job as a code breaker for Scotland yard. Their first test is to pick the odd one out from 3 objects. A carrot, a potato and a knife.

The Englishman walks in and the interviewer asks him which is the odd one out.

The Englishman replies, “The knife, because the other 2 are vegetables.” He passes the test and is told to send the 2nd man in.

The Scotsman enters and after being asked he also replies, “The knife, because the other 2 are foods.” He passes and is asked to send the Irishman in.

When asked the odd one out he replies, “The carrot!” The interviewer says, “What, how did you get that answer?”

The Irishman replies, “Well, you can make chips with the other 2!”

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