St. Peter
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Loading ...A man died and went to heaven. At the gate St. Peter was there and he said, “What have you done to enter these gates?”
The man replied, “It was very cold outside just the other day and I gave a bum on the street $.15 for a cup of coffee.”
“Is that all?” St. Peter asked.
“No,” the man said, “Yesterday I gave a lady that had gotten mugged on the street $.10 for the payphone so she could call the police.”
Well St. Peter was thinking for some time and finally he told the man, “You can take your $.25 and go to hell.”
