Staff Of Life
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Loading ...A priest and a nun were enjoying a ride through the Sahara desert when halfway through the journey their camel suddenly collapsed on the sand, lifeless.
“Now, we have no choice but to walk back,” said the priest.
About two miles into their walk the nun says, “Father, it’s extremely hot out here in the desert, would you mind if I removed my habit?”
To which the preist replies, “Of course not, my child, I’m sure that God would understand under this emergency situation.”
Two more miles into their return the priest, sweating profusely, says, “I, too, need to discard my clothes as its much too hot to continue.”
As he disrobes, the nun points to his penis and asks what it is. “That, my dear, is what’s known as the Staff of Life.”
“Why then, Father, didn’t you stick it in the fucking camel? We’d be home by now!”