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A gang member was holding his 8-month-old baby while his wife was preparing lunch in the kitchen.

The baby murmured, “Mother.”

The guy got all excited and hollered to his wife, “HEY, WOMAN, THE BABY JUST SAID HALF A WORD!”

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