Startling Statistics

The following company has a little over 500 employees with these statistics:

*29 have been accused of spousal abuse

*7 have been arrested for fraud

*19 have been accused of writing bad checks

*117 have bankrupted at least two businesses

*3 have been arrested for assault

*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

*8 have been arrested for shoplifting

*21 are current defendants in lawsuits

In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving.

And can you believe that we elected these 535 members of our United States Congress to crank out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed to keep the rest of us in line?

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