Stick it out
There was this little boy named Johnny and Johnny was in Kindergarten.
One day, Johnny was in the back of the class room when his teacher noticed him scratching frantically at his privates.
“Johnny, what’s wrong?” his teacher asked.
“It itches” Johnny said.
“Well, go to the office and have the secretary call your Mommy” the teacher said.
Johnny called his mom and a few minutes later the teacher noticed that Johnny was back in the class room and scratching harder than ever. Only this time, Johnny had his penis out of his pants.
” Johnny!” screamed the teacher, What are you doing?”
“Well,” said Johnny,” My Mommy said that she would pick me up at the end of the day if I would just STICK IT OUT”.