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Loading ...I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Don’t worry about the world ending today….It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Character is what you are. Reputation is what people THINK you are.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with “the enemy”.
Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
You should have hobbies. I have a large sea shell collection, I keep scattered on all the beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen it?
A man usually feels better after a few winks, especially if she winks back.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks. By that time, his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly.
A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition, doesn’t understand two things:
1.Women
2.Fractions
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
If at first you don’t succeed … well, so much for sky diving.
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can’t ignore it, top it. If you can’t top it, laugh at it. If you can’t laugh at it, it’s probably deserved.
The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
