Stranded
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Loading ...A man was on an airplane, watching the movie, and hated it. So he walked out on it.
After plunging to the sea, he swam to a deserted island. He lived there for 10 years, with no human contact, no companionship.
One day, he was looking out at the lagoon, and saw someone in SCUBA gear swim out of it. The man could see is was a strikingly beautiful woman.
She looked at him, licked her pouty lips, and asked, “How long since you’ve had a drink, big boy?”.
“Oh, ten long years!”, said the man.
So she reached inside of her wetsuit and pulled out a flask of scotch, and handed it to him. He drank enthusiastically.
“How long has it been since you’ve had a smoke, sexy?”, she asked, while rubbing her hands all over her body.
“Ten long, long years!”, said the man.
So she reached inside of her wetsuit and pulled out a pack of cigarettes, and handed it to him. He puffed away like there was no tommorrow.
“Hey stud, how long since you’ve played around?”, she asked, as she started unzipping her wetsuit.
“Don’t tell me you’ve got a set of golf clubs down there , too?!?”