Stranded with an Irishman
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Loading ...Three men are the sole survivors of a shipwreck and become stranded on a desert island.
Several years after they land, a bottle washes up on the beach. The first man, an Englishman, grabs the bottle and rubs it - and out pops a genie.
“I am the genie of the lamp. I am allowed to grant 3 wishes. Because there are 3 of you, you are allowed 1 wish each.”
The Englishman thinks for a bit and says, “I’d like to be back in England watching a game of football with a good English Beer.”
The Genie waves his arm and