Strawberry Topping

There once was an old farmer who was hauling a load of manure in his truck. Unfortunately, his truck broke down just outside the fence of a mental institution. As the farmer was trying to repair his truck a patient from the mental institution came to the fence and asked the farmer, “Hey, buddy what are you going to do with that manure?”

The farmer replied, “I’m going to put it on my strawberries.”

The mental patient scratched his head and said, “You know, they call us crazy in here, but we put whipped cream on our strawberries.”

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