Stroke
“It’s happened,” cried the bishop in anguish as he sat playing bridge one evening with some charming people.
“What’s happened?” asked the young woman next to him.
“A stroke! My left side is paralyzed.”
“Are you sure?” asked the young lady.
“Yes, yes,” groaned the bishop. “I’ve been pinching my left leg for the past few minutes and feel no sensation whatsoever.”
“Relax,” said the young lady. “That was MY leg you were pinching!”