Stupid Blondes

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I Know a blonde that was so stupid that…..
she called me for my #
she spent 20 mins. looking a the O.J. bottle b/c it said “concentrate”
she put lipstick on her forehead b/c she wanted to make-up her mind
she tried to drown a fish
If you gave her a penny 4 her thoughts you’d get change
under “education” on her application she put “Hooked On Phonics”
If she were to speak her mind she’d be speechless
she thought “Meow Mix” was a CD for cats
she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left” she turned around and went home.

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