Success Through Ebonics II
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Loading ...Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here’s what he handed in:
1. HONOR ROLL - We was playin’ poker on the stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL.
2. PLANET - I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.
3. DEFENSE - I ran from the cops and hopped DEFENSE and got away.
4. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.
5. DOMINEERING - My girly’s birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING.
6. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach he say, “DATA boy!”
7. FASCINATE - My girly’s titties are so big. Her shirt has ten buttons, she can only FASCINATE.
8. COATROOM - The judge said, “One more outburst like that, and you’ll be thrown out the COATROOM.”
9. COPULATE - I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, I said, “COPULATE!”
