Suk Mi Pagoda Restauarant Menu

Suk Mi Pagoda Cuntonese Cuisine
6969 Fellatio Blvd. Escondildo,
CA 281-6969 (that’s Two ate one, sixty-nine,sixty-nine)

OO-La-La-Carte:

Cream Sum Yung Guy.. Women love it

Cum Drop Soup …. Same as above, but no MSG

Suc Sum Tit ….. Chef’s favorite

Luncheon Specials:

1. Sum Yung Chick..Sweet and delicious

2. Sum Dum Fuc …Same as #1 but without brains

3. Wong Hong Lo…Chinese sausage with 2 meatballs

4. Suc Mi Pork….Mostly white meat for light eaters

5. Suc Mi Dork….Mostly dark meat for big eaters

Dinner Combinations:

1.Goo in Hand…..For those dining alone

2. Suc Mi Wang…..Traditional Chinese sausage

3. Cum Too Soon…..Order early! These go fast!

4. Sum Dum Chick….Always a low cost favorite

5. Fuc Mi Slo…..Takes 2 hours to prepare

6. Lik Mi Clit…..A lip smacking Oriental treat

7. Goo Wee Chick….No extra charge for sloppy seconds

8. Yung Poon Tang….Fresh daily

9. Too Can Choo…..Includes sausage and fish for two

10. Wai Too Yung…..Not available on school nights

11. Fuc Sum Now…..Raw fish for those in a hurry

12. Tung Sum Chick….Chef’s Special

13. Sum Gulp Twat….Low-cal diet special

14. Bang Ho Face…..Served sitting down

15. Bang Ho Butt…..Served with warm oil and jelly

16. Hoo Flung Poo….Lobster bibs & raincoats provided

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