Summer Love for Bill & Monica

Sing the song below to the tune of “Summer Lovin’” from the musical “Grease.”
Bill: “Summer intern, had me a blast”
Monica: “White house intern, happened so fast”
Bill: “Met a girl, crazy for me”
Monica: “Met the prez, down on my knees”
Bill: “Summer days sucking away but, oh oh, those summer nights”
Investigation Committee: “Well, ah.. well, ah….well, ah UH! Tell us more, tell us more”
Linda Tripp: “Try to remember your best”
Investigation Committee: “Tell us more, tell us more”
Kenneth Starr: “Did he cum on your dress?”
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Bill: “Wanted to screw her but she had a cramp”
Monica: “The prez is sexy - he makes my panties damp”
Bill: “She gave me head, right in the White House”
Monica: “I said OK, just don’t come in my mouth:
Investigation Committee: “Well, ah.. well, ah….well, ah. uh Tell us more, tell us more”
Linda Tripp: “he sounds like a swell guy”
Investigation Committee: “Tell us more, tell us more”
Kenneth Starr: “Did he tell you to lie?”
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Bill: “Press found out, it turned into a mess”
Monica: “He gave me fifty bucks to buy a new dress”
Bill: “She promised to lie, she made a vow”
Monica: “Wonder who is servicing him now”
Bill & Monica: “Sex filled dreams, ripped at the seams
But………oh…..

Those White House Nights”

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