Summer Vacation
Three married couples had decided to take a cross country tour for the summer in a Winnebago trailer.
They started in New York and on the early morning of day 7 they decided to stop at a bed and breakfast for a bite to eat.
After the waitress brought their food the first hushand said, “Please pass the honey, Honey.”
The second husband said to his wife, “Please pass the sugar, Sugar.”
The third husband didn’t want to be out done, but could not decide on what to ask his wife to pass him.
After a while he looked on the table and said, “Please pass the bacon, you PIG.”