Super Bowl
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A: The Dallas Cowboys
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Super Bowl
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Jack is thrilled when his boss presents him with a ticket to
the Super Bowl, but when he finds his seat, he’s in the last row of a far corner of the stadium.
After the opening kickoff, Jack is trying to follow the action on the field through his binoculars when he spots an empty seat about ten rows up on the fifty yard line.
Figuring he has nothing to lose, he sneaks past the ushers and security guards, and makes his way down to the empty seat.
“Excuse me”, he says to the man beside it, “Is this seat taken?”
“No, you might as well sit down,” says the man.
“This is unbelievable!” says Jack. “Who wouldn’t show up for the Super Bowl with a seat like this?”
“Actually, the seat belongs to me,” replies the man. “My wife was a great fan and she was supposed to be here with me today, but, rest her soul, she passed away.”
“That’s so sad,” says Jack. “Couldn’t you find anyone to use the seat today…a friend…a relative?”
“No,” says the man. “They’re all at the funeral.”