SUPERMARKET TRAINING
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Loading ...A very dumb man applies for a job at the supermarket. He gets the job. The first day his training started.
His boss said “I’ll pretend to be the customer and you make a sale to me.”
“Okay, let’s start. Excuse me sir, but how much are these oranges?”
“Umm…I dunno,” replied the trainee lamely.
“No, no, no! You’re supposed to say, ‘A dollar seventy-five’!” scolded the boss. “Let’s try again.”
“Excuse me sir, but how much are these oranges?”
“A dooollar sewenty-five,” replied the trainee sounding dumb as he was.
“Good. Now, are they fresh?” asked the boss still pretending tc be a customer.
“Duh..umm…I dunno,” replied the dumb trainee.
“NO, no, no! You’re supposed to say, ‘Very, very fresh.’ Try again.”
“Are they fresh?” asked the boss.
“Veeery, veery fresh,” replied the trainee.
“Good,” said the boss, happy that they were making
progress. “Now,” he said moving on, “should I buy them?”
“Uhhh..I dunno,” said the trainee.
“NO, NO, no! Your supposed to say, ‘If you don’t, somebody else will!’” said the boss. “Now, should I buy them?”
“If you dont, somebody else will,” replied the dumb trainee.
“Alright, I suppose you’re ready,” said the exhausted boss.
The next day was the dumb trainee’s first day at work. A man covering his face walked in and pointed a gun straight at the trainee.
“How much ya got back there?” said the robber in a hurried voice.
“A dooollar sewenty-five,” replied the trainee.
“What?! Are you being fresh wit me?!” said the robber, starting to get mad.
“Veeery, veery fresh,” replied the trainee.
“That’s it! You want me to shoot you!” said the angered robber.
“If you don’t somebody else will,” said the trainee.