Suppository Prescription
A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor examines him and gives him a prescription for suppositories.
“Take two of these a day and come back in two weeks”, said the doc.
After two weeks, the guy returns and the doctor says, “Well, how did that medicine I prescribed work for you?”
The guy says, “Doctor, for all the good those damned things did me, I coulda shoved ‘em up my butt!”