Surgery
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Loading ...Four surgeons were sitting around a table, talking about which type of people they like to operate on.
“I like to operate on librarians,” says the first one. “When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order.”
“I like to operate on accountants,” said the second one. “When you open them up, they are in numerical order.”
“I like to operate on engineers.” said the third one. “They will understand if you end up with some extra parts.”
The fourth one thought for a second. Finally, he said, “I like to operate on lawyers. They are heartless, brainless, gutless, and you don’t need to be able to tell their head from their rear end.”
