Survival of the Fastest
Two campers were hiking in a the forest when, all of a sudden, a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.
Both campers start running for their lives when one of the guys stops and starts to put on his running shoes.
He partner says, “What in the world are you doing? You can’t outrun a bear!”
His friend replies, “I don’t have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun YOU!”