suspecting
A man suspects his wife is having an afair.
He calls the house and a strange woman answered the phone.
“Who is this?” asks the man,
“The maid” she replies.
“We don’t have one.”
“I was hired this mornining sir.”
“ok then” says the man” Where is my wife please?”
“upstairs with the man who I thought was her husband.”
“I’ll tell you what” says the frustrsted man” I’ll give you $1000 if you get my gun from my desk and shoot my wife and the guy she’s with.”
(he hears footsteps and then 2 gun shots)
The maid then asks, “Where do I put the bodies?”
“In the pool” says the man.
“There isn’t one” she answers.
“Hold on,” says the man reaching for his phone book “Is this 33956974???”