Swine Flu

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As you know, there is a possibility of another outbreak of swine flu during the upcoming months of flu season. In order that you may be on the alert for indications that you or members of your family may have contracted the Swine Flu Virus, you should be aware of the following symptoms associated with this disease:

1) Sore throat
2) Slight headache
3) Moderate to high temperature
4) Nausea or upset stomach
5) An uncontrollable urge to screw in the mud.

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