Swing the Cage
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Loading ...There was this preacher who was lonely and wanted a companion. So he decided to get a talking parrot. Upon the first day home the parrot says, “Swing the cage, swing the God damn cage.”
Stunned and appalled, the preacher took the parrot back to the pet shop where he had bought the parrot. The preacher says to the pet shop owner, “I can’t have this bird cussing in my home I have other preachers and nuns that come to my house.”
The pet shop owner says, “What did the bird say?” The preacher repeated what the bird said. The pet shop owner says, “Did you try swinging the cage? Maybe he’ll stop saying it if you do what he wants.
So the preacher takes the parrot back home and waits for him to say swing the cage.
After no time the parrot says it again, “Swing the cage, swing the God damn cage.” So the preacher does just that.
Then the parrot says, “WHEEEEEE, feel that Fucking Breeze!!!!”