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Loading ...Cindy Crawford, Ivana Trump, and Whoopi Goldberg are on a plane.
The Announcement system clicks to life and the voice of the captain rings through the cabin…
“Ladies and gentilemen, I am afaraid the plane has just had a major mechanical failure, and is going to crash. There are only enough parachutes for the crew and myself, and we have already used them - - This is a recording.”
Everyone on the plane begins to panic! People are yelling and screaming and making there peace with God. One of the passengers notices Cindy Crawford in her seat frantically trying to put on her makeup.
“What the hell are you doing!?” he screams. “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE AND YOU’RE FIXING YOUR HAIR!!!”
“Well I figure not everyone will die, and they will probably go for the most beautiful survivors first,” says Cindy…
“No, you’re wrong” says Ivana, as she puts on all of her most expensive jewels. “They’re going to rescue the richest of us first!”
The two argue on for a few seconds, and then stop as Whoopi walks by, stripping off her clothes layer by layer. By the time she passes them, she is completely naked!
“Whoopi! Whats the matter with you! Is the stress too much!?! Get a grip!!” said the passenger.
“No way!” said Whoopi.. “You’re ALL wrong!”
“Well what do you mean?”
“EVERYBODY knows they ALWAYS find the Black Box!”
