Talent agency

A desperate man walks into a talent agency and starts bragging, “Boy, have I got an act for you, wait till you see this. I got a talkin’ dog!” The agent is skeptical, but his curiosity gets the better of him, so he says, “OK, bring him in.”

So the dog comes in and the man says, “Ok boy, what’s on top of a house?”

The dog says, “Rrrroooff!”

“Good boy,” said the man, “Now how does sand paper feel?”

“Rrrufff!”

Then the man asked, “Who was the greatest ball player of all time?”

The dog replies, “Rrruffth!”

Finally the agent says, “Ok I’ve seen enough — get out!”

As soon as they get outside, the dog looks up at the man and says, “I don’t know, maybe he liked DiMagio?”

This joke is filed under Religious.