Talking Peanuts
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Loading ...A guy walks into a bar and sits down way at the end. No one else is within several yards of him, but he hears a voice. “Nice shirt.” He thinks he’s just hearing things, so he just ignores it.
Again, a few minutes later, he hears the same voice say, “Nice tie.” This time, he knows what he heard so he asks the guy at the other end of the bar, “Did you hear anything?” The guy responds, “Nope.”
Sure enough, a few minutes later, he again hears the voice, “Nice hat.” Now it’s driving him crazy, so he asks the bartender if he knows where the voice is coming from.
The bartender just laughs and responds, “Oh yeah, those are the peanuts there on the counter next to you.”
“The peanuts?” says the guy.
The bartender responds, “Yeah, they’re complimentary peanuts!”
