Tarzan’s Job Interview
Tarzan decided to return to civilization with Jane and their son. He also decided to find work in the city. This was how his job interview went :
Interviewer : Name?
Tarzan : Me, Tarzan.
Interviewer : Married?
Tarzan : Wife Jane.
Interviewer : Children?
Tarzan : Son Boy.
Interviewer : Anything else to your name besides Tarzan?
Tarzan : Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle.
Interviewer : Jane’s whole name?
Tarzan : Jane’s hole named Pussy.