Tarzan’s new parts
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Loading ...One day Tarzan got into a bloody fight with a lion. Although he killed the lion Tarzan lost an eye, his right arm, and his genitals. Jane quickly took him to the friendly witch doctor to see if he could save the Lord of the Jungle. The witch doctor had no human parts to replace those missing so, he improvised. He carefully sewed the eye of an eagle into Tarzan’s skull, the arm of a female gorilla into his shoulder socket and, not having any male animal genitals, he sewed the trunk of a baby elephant between Tarzan’s legs.
Six weeks later Tarzan swings into the witch doctor’s office looking fit as a fiddle.
“Tarzan, you look marvelous”, exclaimed the witch doctor. “How are things working for you?”
“Well Doc, with this eye I can be in the tallest tree of the jungle, yet I can see the smallest ant on the jungle floor. With this arm I can swing through the trees all day long and never get tired!”
“Yes, yes and what about the, um well um, you know”, asked the doctor?
“Well Doc, Jane really likes it a lot and so would I, if it would just quit picking up peanuts and shoving them up my ass!”
