Tatoo-in
A lady went to the doctor’s office for her regular scheduled pap exam. The doctor noticed that she had a tattoo of a
Santa Claus on her inside right thigh, but said nothing even though he was curios.
The following year the same lady came for her scheduled check up again and then this time the doctor noticed another tattoo of a Turkey on her inside left thigh.
The curiosity was too much, so he asked her, “Tell me, young lady, what do these tattoos on your thighs represent?”
“Well,” she explained, “My husband is always complaining that he never gets nothing good to eat between Christmas and Thanksgiving, so there!”