Tax Increase
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Loading ...Notice Of Increase In Tax Payments To All Male Taxpayers
Gentlemen:
The only thing the government has not yet taxed is your “PECKER.”
Mainly because 98% of the time your pecker is out of work and the 2% it is in the hole. Moreover, it has two dependents who are both nuts.
Accordingly, beginning on April 1 of this year, your pecker will be taxed according to its size. Use the Pecker-Checker scale listed below to determine your tax.
Please insert the information on page 6, section P, subsection z, line 69 of your State Income Tax Form.
Very truly yours,
IRS
Addendum:
PECKER-CHECKER SCALE
10 to 12 inches Luxury Tax $50.00
8 to 10 inches Pole Tax $25.006 to 8 inches
Privilege Tax $15.00
4 to 6 inches Nuisance Tax $ 5.00
Note: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
Please do not request an extension.
