TAXI DRIVER

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A young woman and Mandy, her 6-year-old daughter, were in New York City trying to hail a cab when the little girl noticed several women who were obviously prostitutes dressed outrageously and loitering seductively on a nearby street corner.

A taxi pulled over and Mandy and her mother climbed in. As Mandy’s mother was about to tell the driver their destination, Mandy asked what the ladies on the corner were waiting for.

Thinking quickly, her mother replied “They’re waiting for a bus, Dear.”

The cabbie looked at her in his rearview mirror and said “Cut the bullshit, lady. Tell the little girl the truth. Them broads is whores.”

Mother was about to scream at the driver when Mandy asked “Mummie, do the whores have any children?”

“Of course, Amanda”, mother replied. “That’s where taxi
drivers come from.”

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