Teenager’s cookie
A young girl about 12 walked into a barber shop eating a chocolate chip cookie.
“Is that a good cookie?” asked the barber when she sat down to cut her hair. “Oh, yes,” said the girl.
“Would you mind putting it down while I cut your hair?” asked the barber. “I’d rather not,” retorted the girl.
“OK,” said the barber. The barber started cutting her hair and soon some of the hair started to fall on the cookie.
“You know, you’re getting hair on your cookie,” said the barber.
“I know, and I’m growing breasts too!”