Telemarketing experiences…
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Loading ...As an ex-telemarketer, a couple of incidents happened to me… Let me share them with ya!
Me: Hi, may I speak to Mr. Jones?
Mr: Speaking.
Me: This is Susan calling from Mutual Medical Insurance.
Mr: Am I insured with you?
Me: No, but we’re calling to offer you a medical plan, which will take care of almost all your medical expences.
Mr: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you.
Me: We’re calling to offer you a medical plan, which will take care of most all your medical expences.
Mr: You think I’m sick?
Me: No, Mr X, but in case you get sick, you will be covered for your medical expenses, prescriptions, and all your needs.
Mr: I can’t hear you.
Me: In case you get sick, you will be covered for your medical expenses, prescriptions, and all your needs.
Mr: Lady, I can’t hear you, I have a bad hearing, I have a pacemaker, I have a cold and I’m almost dying. (click!)
This is my personal favorite:
(It was 10 am)
Mr: Hello
Me: Hi, could I please speak to Mr. Smith?
Mr: Speaking.
(at this point, I could hear noises in the background)
Mr: This is Susan calling on behalf of Commonwealth State Insurance about…
Mr: Listen, lady, my wife is standing naked in front of me, she’s ready to orgasm and if I don’t get into her right away, we’re not going to have sex in months! Besides, I’m dying to plunge into her. (click)
Another cool one!
Me: Hello, May I please speak to Mr. Williams?
Mrs: Who?
Mr: Mr. Williams.
Mrs: Well he’s not here.
Me: Could you tell me the best time to reach him?
Mrs: Oh well, he’s in prision. He’ll be released in 5 years!
Me: Oh, ok. Well thank you.
No need to say, he was on my do not call list.
This one’s hilarious!!
Me: May I please speak to Mr. Brown?
Mr: Speaking but if you’re trying to sell me anything, you want to offer me anything, don’t bother. And why don’t you come to visit me… I have a McDonald’s application form for you to become a Hamburger Flipper! (Click)
Oh god, am I glad to be outta there!!!
