Texas vs The Beyond
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Loading ...Sam was very proud of his Texas heritage and lived there until he died. When he arrived in heaven, St. Peter gave him the deluxe tour.
Behind the first door was a beautiful tropical beach. Sam poked his head in to look, but quickly announced that Galveston had nicer beaches. Behind the second door was the most mind-boggling amusement park ever imagined, but Sam said he was sure Dallas had more impressive parks.
After a dozen more such responses, an annoyed St. Peter pulled him to the edge of a nearby cliff overlooking Hell and shouted, “You see that enormous lake of fire and brimstone? Have you anything like that in Texas?”
“Well, no,” Sam replied sheepishly, “but I do know a guy in Houston who can put it out for you.”
