TGIF
A man walks in to an elevator with a blonde already in it. She looks at him and says T-G-I-F (only letters). He says S-H-I-T (only letters). Then she says again T-G-I-F (only letters).
She tries one more time but this time she puts on a great big smile trying to be nice and says, “T-G-I-F.” Then he looks at her and puts on a great big smile too, and says, “S-H-I-T.”
She finally decides to tell the man what it stands for since he isn’t getting it.
“Thank Goodness It’s Friday. Get it?”
He says, “Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.”