TGIF

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A man walks in to an elevator with a blonde already in it. She looks at him and says T-G-I-F (only letters). He says S-H-I-T (only letters). Then she says again T-G-I-F (only letters).

She tries one more time but this time she puts on a great big smile trying to be nice and says, “T-G-I-F.” Then he looks at her and puts on a great big smile too, and says, “S-H-I-T.”

She finally decides to tell the man what it stands for since he isn’t getting it.

“Thank Goodness It’s Friday. Get it?”

He says, “Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.”

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  • TGIF

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    True story:

    Woman 1: Why are you so happy.

    Woman 2: That’s easy: TGIF.

    Woman 1: Yeah I love fridays too.

    Woman 2: What do you mean?

    Woman 1: TGIF means Thank God It’s Friday

    Woman 2: No it means Thank God I’m Female!


    TGIF

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    Q: Why did the blonde write TGIF on her shoes???

    A: Toes Go In First

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