Thanksgiving Quotes that Sound Dirty but Aren’t
Talk about huge breasts!
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist!
It’s Cool Whip time.
If I don’t undo my pants I’ll burst.
Whew, that’s a terrific spread
I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
Are you ready for seconds yet?
It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
Just wait your turn, you’ll get some.
Don’t play with your meat.
Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
I didn’t expect everyone to come at once.
You still have a little bit on your chin.
Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
How long will it take after you put it in?
You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all that.
How many are coming?
That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen.
Just lay back and take it easy…I’ll do the rest
How long do I beat it before it’s ready?