Thar She Blows!

Suzie had a crush on Mikey since she was 15 years old. Mikey never paid Suzie any attention. Every year Suzie would try to get Mikey to notice her but he just wasn’t interested.

Finally, when Suzie turned 18, she began to come of age, and sure enough, Mikey noticed. Suzie looked so pretty and grown-up that Mikey asked her for a date on a Friday night!! She was so excited all that week that she could hardly wait for Friday.

Finally, Friday came. As soon as she got home from school, Suzie began getting ready for her date at 7. She spent four hours on her clothes, hair and make-up, wanting everything to be perfect for the night she had waited years for.

Finally, 7 o’clock came around. Looking out the window, she saw Mikey pull up in his shiny black car. She became so nervous and excited that she opened the door before he even got to it.

“Hi Mikey!” she said, nervous as hell, and Mikey replied, “Suzie, you look beautiful!”

Suzie was so pleased when she walked out the door — then IT hit her. Suzie realized in horror that she had to FART!! Oh my God, she thought, walking along, what am I going to do??

Being a quick thinker, Suzie got an idea: She would let Mikey open the door for her, hurry in, fart, roll down the window real quick, and by the time that he came around and got in, all would be O.K.

So they got to the car, Mikey opened the door and Suzie got in. He closed the door, then she really let it rip! She rolled down the window and saw that he’s getting around to his door. Relaxing a little now, Suzie smiled at Mikey as he got in the car.

Then Mikey turned to her, pointed to the back seat, and said, “Suzie, I’d like you to meet my brother Carl and his date, Jean.”

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