That’s Impossible!
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Loading ...Said John to Mary, “I’ll bet you a quarter I can kiss you on the lips without touching them.”
“You’re crazy,” said Mary. “That’s impossible. Here’s a quarter that says you can’t.”
The two coins were placed on the mantlepiece and John then enfolded Mary and for ten minutes kissed her passionately, intimately and moistly.
She broke away at last, panting and disheveled, and said, “You did nothing BUT touch my lips.”
John pushed the quarters toward her and said, “So I lose.”
