That’s What Mom Says

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A senior girl in Arkansas was upset because she didn’t have a date to her Senior Prom, so she asked her brother to take her.

He said, “No no no, you’re my sister.”

“Please please please?” she said.

“Well OK,” he said. So he took her to the Prom.

When they got there, she said, “Will you dance with me?”

“No no no, you’re my sister,” he said.

“Please please please?”

“Well OK,” so he dances with her.

After the Prom, she says, “Can we go driving around?”

“No no no, you’re my sister,” he said.

“Please please please?”

“Well OK”, so they go driving around.

After awhile, they ran out of gas, so they were parked.

“Will you kiss me?” she asked.

“No no no, you’re my sister.”

“Please please please?” she begged.

“Well OK,” so he kisses her.

“Will you have sex with me?” she asked.

“Alright, I’m drawing the line here, you’re my sister, no way.”

“Please please please?” she asked.

“Well, OK,” so he has sex with her.

When they’re finished, he gets off her and she looks at him and says, “Wow, you’re a lot heavier than dad.”

“I know,” her brother replied. “That’s what mom says.”

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