The 10 Worst REAL Country Songs

10. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life.

9. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye.

8. Her Body Couldn’t Keep You Off My Mind.

7. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.

6. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life.

5. How Can A Whiskey That’s 6 Years Old Whup A Man That’s 33?

4. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?

3. How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You, When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life?

2. I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

1. I’m Not Parton With Dolly

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