The 3 Bears

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The baby bear looks into his little bowl and it’s empty. He says, “Who’s been eating my porridge?”

The Papa bear looks into his big bowl and it’s empty.

He says, “Who’s been eating my porridge?”

The Mama bear yells from the kitchen, “Will you assholes please shut up? I haven’t made the fucking porridge yet.”

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